Tall stories

 

Lightvessel pastimes

Harry Barnes spent some fourty years afloat on lightvessels. During a recent conversation we got talking about the hobbies and pastimes that the lightsmen followed to while away their off-duty hours. As might be suspected they were many and varied, including reading, rug making, painting in oils, marquetry, fishing and photography. Quite a few of the men were proficient at playing musical instruments, too, and it was not unknown for a crew to be able to make up an impromptu concert with a harmonica, dulcimer, trumpet, mandolin and banjo.

There was a keenness to manufacture items that could be sold, either to visitors to the vessel, or to friends and neighbours after a lightsman had gone ashore. Dried and vanished starfish were popular, as were rope-soled sloppers, which fetched ten shillings. Ornaments made from shells and stones glued together would sell for five bob. Rugs and mats would find ready buyers. The latter once caused a problem for crewmember Harry Barnes, who discovered that his bunk was invaded by fleas, and on one occasion killed twentyone at a single seccion. Being a fastidious gentlemen, he was very keen to locate the source of the pests, and, after much enquiry and argument with others, they were traced to rangs from jumble sales brought aboard for rug making by someone who was thereafter not very popular.

Harryīs speciality was putting ships in bottles and he made many of them during his years of service, starting in the oil lit foīcīsle of the wooden vessels. In this context his colleauge Joe Gibbens has told an amusing tale. On one occasion a report was received that one of the lightvessels on the Harwich stream moorings had been boarded and some items, including one of the shipīs boats, had been stolen. A couple of Trinity Depot personnel went with Joe to investigate. On boarding the ship they noted which items were missing but on going below, to their surprise, they found something additional which they had not expected. This was a case of Dutch gin. One of the party suggested that it must have been Dutchmen who raided the ship, but Joe suggested that if it was, they were hardly likely to leave a case of gin behind and nobody believed it was left as compensation for the items stolen. After agreeing and upon further reflection, the two Depot staff said there was no point in leavng all the gin there as it had obviously been abdandoned and so they each left with a bottle.

Some time later Joe Gibbens happened to mention the event to Harry Barnes and concluded by saying: "The strangest thing was the cause of Dutch gin in the masterīs cabin." Without a momentīs hesitation Harry replied: "The bottles were mine. I had obtained them to put ships in but had only got as far as washing them out and leaving them full of water." Joe pleaded ignorance when asked if any were missing. He heard no more from those who had taken the samples ashore.

Most of these pastimes were abandoned once television sets were presented to the lightvessels.

From "Lamp" No. 51/2001